Cheese Nuts

She pulls out a colorful business plan for FüD, a café with both cooked and raw cuisine. She has already designed sample menus with raw pizza and mock meats. She has applied for a loan from the Missouri Women's Business Center. She's circulating e-mails soliciting start-up capital from local vegetarians — if they give her $100, they'll get $120 worth of free food once the doors are open.

"I want it to be as recognizable as McDonald's," she says, brandishing the circular logo, the umlaut over the U making the letter a smiley face.

She says she feels foolish for getting so caught up in Smith's story. It's true what they say about Los Angeles, she says with a smirk. "It sucked me in and spit me out."

But, she admits, "I was definitely very immature. I mean, I married someone 16 years my junior."

Younger guys are in her blood, though — many of the women in her family married men more than 10 years younger. Rozzo is 26.

And even at 38, some part of her seems disinclined to grow up. She says she doesn't know where she'll be in five years.

"I see myself playing," she says. "I see myself doing whatever I want."

But that kind of ending happens only in Hollywood.